So, I, uh, I like doujinshi.
Feel free to read that to mean 'I send insane amounts of money to Japan on a near-weekly basis in exchange for comics that I can't actually read but love to death anyway'.
Or 'I have magnetized my body so that it attracts images of copyrighted characters in compromising positions from thousands of miles away'.
Or 'there's a short box sitting here at my feet and it's full of doujinshi and won't be getting any less full any time soon'.
Or 'what little of my body is not owned by eBay is owned by PayPal'.
Or 'MINE MINE MINE MINE GODDAMMIT MINE', really.
And in my ongoing collection activities, I've made a point of purchasing every really godawfully wrong doujinshi that comes my way.
I have a copy of the infamous Pikachu/Vincent yaoi doujinshi. Yes, Pikachu does top, but who cares? Sephiroth and Pikachu play golf to decide who gets Vincent. Sephiroth in a polo shirt made me spit Dr. Pepper out of my nose.
I have a copy of a Trigun comic named, I believe, 'Love Love Maid Wolfy-Chan'. With, yes, a cover featuring Wolfwood dressed like a Playboy bunny. The back cover features Legato in a nurse's outfit. With bunny ears.
I have a Yami no Matsuei doujinshi which features chibi sex.
I have chased down and purchased (but not yet received) a copy of... the kittySpike/kittySpike Bebop doujinshi. Or a kittySpike/kittySpike doujinshi; apparently the circle in question makes a habit of these. I appear to be getting a copy of number 3.
I... need a longbox.
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You /need/ medication.
Posted by Whitney @ 12/09/2002 08:21 AM EST
LOL
I'm not sure I'm fond of the name"Love Love Maid Wolfy-chan"...
*_*'
Posted by Wolf @ 12/09/2002 10:41 AM EST
Actually, it's doggie Spike. How do I know this? Because I have three non-H comedy doujinshi by the same circle. (Renba Country).
I haven't seen their yaoi stuff, but their comedy books make me laugh till I cry.
Posted by BigBigTruck @ 12/09/2002 11:02 AM EST
Yami no Matsuei doujinshi? Ooh. Any type, send it this-a-way. C'mon Moonie, don't be shy...
Posted by Silver Angel @ 12/09/2002 11:35 AM EST
Moon said "I... need a longbox."
I...need a shower. Especially after thinking of Pikachu getting himself some strange. Eeeewwwwwww!!!
I haven't felt this...disturbed...since seeing Keanu get molested by Agent Smith.
Say, wasn't that YOUR fault too, Ms. Moon? :)
Posted by Ghituslinger @ 12/09/2002 09:26 PM EST
I ... uh ... oh dear. Pikachu x Vincent? Scans?
Posted by Zen'ei @ 12/10/2002 06:26 PM EST
*blink*
*blink*
*dies*
Posted by Killer Camel Queen @ 12/10/2002 09:20 PM EST
Y'know, I can't shake the mental image of a not-too-distant time in which Mooncalf, Jr. toddles into Mommy's bedroom, stuffed bunny clutched in one hand and sucking on the thumb of her other. She gracelessly flops to her knees and crawls underneath Mommy's bed. What's this? A Longbox? Maybe there's candy inside! Well, why don't we just take a look-see...
Aww. Cute fuzzy Pikachu comic. What's he up to...OH GOD NO INNOCENCE GONE OUCH THE MENTAL SCARRING
For future generations, Moon- make sure your longbox is a lockbox ^^.
Posted by Shax @ 12/11/2002 09:32 AM EST
Jeepers, BBT, you're right. It's like Ein and Spike had a litter of puppies and two of them developed an incestuous relationship!... I cannot believe I just typed that with a straight face.
And Shaz? The future generations around here are just gonna have to fend for themselves. Which isn't usually that hard, since the future generations in question are usually cats.
Posted by Mooncalf @ 12/11/2002 03:46 PM EST
You're in good company, dude. I've got a KoF doujinshi where Iori hits on Mai and abandons her in favour of... Kyo with breasts.
Posted by Pirotess @ 12/13/2002 07:58 AM EST
Wolfwood as a playboy bunny? Sounds intriguing, but only because the douji of Little Red Riding Vash caused me to project soda from my nose. Gran'ma Legato, to boot...
Posted by Kendra @ 12/20/2002 01:49 PM EST
