Not only is this taken out of context and provided without explanation, but a large part of the dialogue is, in fact, wholly fabricated by me, removing it one step further from its pure and refreshing source. I refuse to apologize.
"I have so very many mp3s. More mp3s than you could ever hope to own."
"In short, my mp3nis is bigger than yours will ever be. Bow before its might!"
"... mp3nis?"
(Sadly, shortly thereafter, the mp3nis was dealt a mortal blow and shriveled. Only now is it beginning to recover, thanks to a brand-new computer.)
"I'm so happy to have mp3s again. My mp3nis is only about half the size it was, but that will change!"
Mooncalf bakes it a little 'Congratulations On Your Turgidity' cake.
"... I want that cake."
"... me too, actually."
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*dies laughing* Thank you for giving me another scenerio to corrupt innocent minds with!
Posted by Silver Angel @ 11/24/2002 11:20 PM EST
Combining the two in-jokes horribly, I can only say that your hair is stupid /because/ it is turgid.
... we could never, ever, /ever/ really explain that one to anyone, could we?
Posted by Suze @ 11/24/2002 11:35 PM EST
/My/ hair is turgid? At least it obeys /gravity/!
... no, we really couldn't.
Posted by Mooncalf @ 11/24/2002 11:39 PM EST
My hair obeys gravity. ... when it feels like it. *cough* Anyway, your hair is stupid /and/ you dress funny. And you're a cheap drunk.
Boy, howdy.
Posted by Suze @ 11/24/2002 11:40 PM EST
Dress funny? /Dress/ funny?! You and I wear the exact same clothes, or haven't you /noticed/?
Posted by Mooncalf @ 11/24/2002 11:44 PM EST
No, I mean that dumb little turtleneck of yours.
I notice all.
Posted by Suze @ 11/24/2002 11:45 PM EST
... belatedly, I feel compelled to admit that, you know, all of our hair is stupid, except you-know-who's. Well, and the kid's.
And /mine/. *cough*
Posted by Suze @ 11/24/2002 11:47 PM EST
Denial, Suze. It ain't just a river in Harmonia.
Posted by Mooncalf @ 11/24/2002 11:50 PM EST
... oooooh, funny. Pray tell, /why/ do you only have a sense of humor when you're being a prick to /me/?
Git. :)
Posted by Suze @ 11/24/2002 11:56 PM EST
And besides, that was Falena, and at any rate the wench is dead.
Posted by Suze @ 11/24/2002 11:57 PM EST
Someone left the cake out in the rain...I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again, oh nooooooo
Posted by Chaobell @ 11/25/2002 12:04 AM EST
How do you even pronounce mp3nis? Would it be like, em-penis, or mp3-nis...? (The former puts them M-Life commercials in mind, except now replace the cell phones with dildos...) XD
Posted by Cho @ 11/25/2002 12:05 AM EST
I believe mp-three-nis expresses the wordplay.
Posted by Whitney @ 11/25/2002 06:58 AM EST
How big was it or is it? Length wise (Time/Track)?
"It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it." - Try holding a party using nothing but a PC, speakers and a copy of Winamp (and songs... songs help too)
Posted by Paddy @ 11/25/2002 01:22 PM EST
It was around 2800 tracks. It's still there, just on a box that I can't network to my new laptop to transfer the mp3nis. But my mp3nis was getting too big anyway.
Posted by Whitney @ 11/25/2002 03:22 PM EST
Damn woman! (Looks at mp3nis) You could put someones eye out!
Posted by Paddy @ 11/26/2002 01:50 AM EST
Is someone suffering from mp3nis envy?
Posted by JohnnyBoy @ 12/02/2002 08:33 AM EST
It's not what you've got it's what you do with it that counts... Like having the entire GTA3 chatterbox script... oh yeah.
Posted by Paddy @ 12/02/2002 01:32 PM EST
