WARNING: This entry is overtly sexual in nature, discusses somewhat disgusting things, and as such should probably not be read.
I'll just give you a moment to contemplate this mental image...
... let's just hope they don't flutter too hard and get airborne! Gleeful giggling flying disembodied puffy labia, like butterflies gone hideously wrong! Making little wet splurching noises every time they landed somewhere! Leaving a trail of slime (and random pubic hairs) behind them like airborne slugs!
I can hear it now: "... hee hee *sound of wet canvas flapping* hee *flap* hee *squelch* hee hee *flap* hee *flap*flap*flap*SQUELCH* hee!"
... and now, I must go take some aspirin and lie down.
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... You do that.
While I try to drown myself in my Ramen soup. *snort*
Posted by Chi @ 09/17/2002 02:22 AM EST
...wow, Moo. For that mental picture I must hate you now.
It could have been worse though; at least it wasn't a Cowboy Bebop lemon, and Faye's labia.
Posted by Keri @ 09/17/2002 02:40 AM EST
...Moo and Keri must die.
You know that of all your posts, I look forward the most to the ones with the "should probably not be read" disclaimer. Masochists of the world, unite at Mooncalf's blog.
Posted by Meriko @ 09/17/2002 10:41 AM EST
"Fluttering" itself is enough for me - what on earth are they made of? Could you fly them from a flagpole?
Eesh... "glee". Glee? Glee is not sexy. "Glee", the word, isn't even sexy, nor is "puffy". Meh, it sounds like Kirby lemon... Kirby x Jigglypuff... *twitch*
I'm already going to hell, I may as well drag everyone down with me.
Posted by StB @ 09/17/2002 10:58 AM EST
"Doctor, they won't stop fluttering. I think it's some sort of tic."
Posted by BBT @ 09/17/2002 11:32 AM EST
Oooooooh, my brain! Oh, I wish for some pliers and a screwdriver so I can clean these dirty dirty images out of my thought-meats! NOOOOOO! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!
*.* That last sentence could be taken in the worst way possible...
Posted by Bloody Ink Pen! @ 09/17/2002 02:46 PM EST
I can just imagine it becoming a trend. Now, instead of saying "You're sexy," or the like, you say:
"You make my labia puffy, lover. Check out this fluttering!"
Oh, ick.
Posted by yarr @ 09/17/2002 07:16 PM EST
Dear Mooncalf: I am taking this time to write a well organized and long thought out letter in response to your last Blog Entry.
The mental image this presents to the mind is terrible. I do belive though however, that it was unfair of you to warn of the impending mental danger, seeing as it made most of us want to see read it more. (Also, to Keri, please...do not destroy my precious Cowboy Bebop anymore then it already has, that comment nearly made me want to stop watching it.)In the future i request you do not warn of such atrosities. You merely blurt them out. That way we can act like we didnt want to hear them and can openly blame you for tainting our minds. Thank You.
Posted by Cloud12287 @ 09/17/2002 09:06 PM EST
Everybody sing along! You know the words!
"Does your twat hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?..."
...sorry.
Posted by chaobell @ 09/17/2002 10:43 PM EST
Wahhahah! Heeeeehehehehehehe! See? This is why I can no longer read your Blog at my workplace. Laughing and saying "yuck" at the same time tends to draw attention to the fact that I'm not working. Now where did I put that brainscrubber....
Posted by Sheerlyevil @ 09/18/2002 12:09 AM EST
Whenever you make a disclaimer like that beforehand, Moon....you KNOW you're going to get a lot of reads and a lot of comments.
Because we just can't help it. : 3
I think you and I would get along juuuuust fine in real life. My mind can REALLY get into the gutter, if I want it to. We'd have interesting conversations, I can tell. LOL
*Flutter Flutter Flutter*
Posted by Wolf @ 09/18/2002 01:06 AM EST
I am reminded of a tale from freshman year, when my roommates spoke of some woman having labia so big that she could unfurl them, like the wings of a great, pink bat. Pink labia bat.
And there was often frequent mention of the pink labia bat, and us miming using the labia wings to fly... and then my roommate Becki got some sculpee and /made/ a pink labia bat. It was really cute.
Posted by Whitney @ 09/18/2002 03:40 AM EST
Whitney: Oh God, that was a John Leguiziamo skit. He talked about how his dad took him to the back of a KFC to be made a man by a woman who "battered chickens by day and choked them by night." She ended up unfurling her "flower petals" to the span of both his outstretched arms and flying away into the night. *sobs*
Posted by Meriko @ 09/18/2002 01:38 PM EST
Reminds me of that animation from The Wall. Y'know, the one with the flowers.
DAMN YOU! ^_^
Posted by JK The Mad @ 09/18/2002 06:52 PM EST
Y'know, there's the sea slug known as a Spanish dancer. Floating, flapping labia is an apt description of what this creature looks like.
And does anyone else remember Edge's mom from FF4? Yeah, you do.
She's a Spanish dancer.
I wonder what that Monologue is gonna sound like.
Posted by Carlos @ 09/19/2002 03:31 AM EST
Moo make brain hurt and sides ache from laughing so hard....Must remember to not check her blog while drinking Dr. Pepper!
*thwaps Carlos over the head and drags him off for making such a bad pun*
Posted by ComeOnBunny @ 09/19/2002 02:49 PM EST
I just keep getting this awful mental image of labia flapping their way through the air, looking kind of like a manta ray.
*sploop* *sploop* *sploop* "I will sting you to death with my clitoris of doom!"
Posted by Kiwi @ 09/20/2002 03:30 PM EST
(*DEAD*)
Oh dear jesus do you know how close I came to spewing tea all over my monitor.
Posted by Ecchan @ 09/22/2002 12:46 PM EST
It seems nobody's learned yet...never, EVER drink anything while reading Mooncalf Noises, or the comments contained within. Just remember - a can of soda costs 50 cents, and a new keyboard / monitor can run into the hundreds. ^_^
Posted by JK The Mad @ 09/22/2002 01:27 PM EST
On with non-constructive commentary!
ROTFLMAO!
Posted by Yscaldine @ 09/24/2002 11:33 AM EST
*cough cough* Swallow, then laugh, girl! My gods, that was good. Of course, my brain went a-wandering... I'm not going to mention what it wandered to. If you want to see, atashi no blog.
Posted by Silver Angel @ 09/29/2002 07:45 PM EST
