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09/02/2002 Entry: "Slug!"

There is a seven-inch-long brown slug oozing across the sidewalk outside my house.

This is the coolest thing ever.

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Its takes so little to amuse a Mooncalf

Posted by Cloud @ 09/02/2002 10:52 AM EST

Yup. : 3

Kewl, is it still there??

Posted by Wolf @ 09/02/2002 11:39 AM EST

Ooh, capture it and keep it!

Posted by Zen'ei @ 09/02/2002 04:08 PM EST

You know, feeding snails with various types of edible substances will result in various colors of snail poop. For example, if you feed it with cucumbers today and carrots the next day, you will end up with green and ruddy poops.

(For some mysterious reason, feeding green leaves results in black instead of green. I've never figured out why that didn't work.)

I wonder, would the color trick work with slugs? =3

Posted by Keiiii @ 09/02/2002 07:08 PM EST

Did you run out and measure it with a ruler?

That's really cool, too.

Posted by Seraphesque @ 09/02/2002 11:23 PM EST

Slugs get that big?! Holy smokes...!

Posted by Lex @ 09/03/2002 12:40 PM EST

My first thought was "Eww jesus that's a fucking HUGE SLUG!" But then I realized that was really rather neat. How did you figure 7"?

Posted by Kiwi @ 09/03/2002 10:43 PM EST

Heh. Because I'm a huge dork, I know that my hand from the tip of my middle finger to the heel is almost exactly six inches long, and the first joint of my thumb is almost exactly an inch long... so I held my hand about an inch away from the slug and made a rough estimate. Cough.

Posted by Mooncalf @ 09/03/2002 11:26 PM EST

The phrase "Coolest thing ever" would sum up this phenomena a little bit better if it was actually phrased, "EYW! GROSS! YUCK! BLECHHHHH!!!!!" You have one messed up sense of 'cool.' O.O;;

I once accidentally stepped on a slug who was merely 3 inches at most, in my BARE FEET and in the dark and have not been able to shake the trauma of the experience since. Stepping on one 7 inches long would not make it any less traumatic or gross, no matter what time of day it was. *shuuuuuudder*

Posted by Teri @ 09/04/2002 01:54 AM EST

What's really, REALLY cool it what happens to a seven in slug when you cover it with half a box of table salt.

Squirm little slug! You're going to end up looking like slug snot. Ha ha ha!

Posted by JohnnyBoy @ 09/04/2002 07:30 AM EST

Wow. That is very cool. If I didn't hate centipedes so much the time I saw a 7 inch long centipede would probably count as cool too. (ewww). What's really neat are banana slugs. They are longer (I think) and bright yellow!

Posted by Sheerlyevil @ 09/05/2002 06:56 PM EST

Rad! While I was overseas, I ran afoul of a nasty lil' crawlie- bright green, eyestalks, no less than seven inches long. Coolest thing about it, though, was the fact that it looked as if it were about to explode- literally, the skin on this thing was stretched TIGHT o_o;.

Posted by Shaz @ 09/06/2002 07:25 PM EST

Eeeeww thanks Shaz. Now you've given me something to dream about at night!

Posted by Sheerlyevil @ 09/08/2002 12:46 PM EST

Sheer: It never hurts to help ^^!

Posted by Shaz @ 09/09/2002 02:45 PM EST

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