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08/06/2002 Entry: "So The Journey West Goes Into A Bar..."

Okay, so stop me if you've heard this one: a priest, a monkey, a pig, and a river ogre walk into a bar...

... man, I've heard it.

Really?

Yeah, man. Heard it.

Okay, okay. So, um, lemme see... oh, I got it. A teenaged girl, a little monkey-kid, a pig, and a guy who's scared of women walk into a bar...

That's the same damn joke, man.

... a priest, a monkey, a pig, a fish, a couple of dragons, a butterfly creature, and a fire ogre...?

Same joke.

Four guys with really homoerotic cigarettes walk...

... what part of 'the same joke' don't you get, man?

Replies: add your comment: currently 9 comments

(*howl*) Homoerotic cigarettes!

I narrowly avoided spraying my monitor and keyboard with green tea, damn it.

Posted by Hollie @ 08/06/2002 07:10 PM EST

Here's one...

A priest, a rabbi, a Mexican and a Pollock walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Ba-da-bump!

Posted by Ghituslinger @ 08/06/2002 08:47 PM EST

You know, W2 tried to convince me once, when we were watching The Stand, that its last segment was actually a perfect -- and possibly intentional -- echo of that old 'journey to the west' legend. ...The scary thing is, I think she's /right/.

Posted by Ashlea @ 08/06/2002 10:37 PM EST

I heard a joke sort of like Ghituslinger's, only it made more sense. It was:
A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this ,a joke?"

Um....homoerotic cigarettes?? How does that work??

How about this one; a Man walks into a bar and gets a concussion.

Or did you hear the one about the 3 blind priests doing an autopsy....

Posted by Wolf @ 08/07/2002 01:23 AM EST

Three men walk into a bar.

The fourth one ducks.

*ba-dum-/ching/*

Posted by landa @ 08/07/2002 05:52 AM EST

Four blogminions...

Posted by Suze @ 08/07/2002 10:18 AM EST

True story:

My friend J: "So two Franciscan monks and a priest walk into a bar..."
Me: "... and...?"
J: "No, seriously. Turn around."

Sure enough, 2 monks and a priest.

Posted by Big Big Truck @ 08/07/2002 11:56 AM EST

Suze, I love you.

Posted by Bonnie @ 08/07/2002 02:58 PM EST

Holy... Mooncalf has played Koei's Saiyuki SLG? You're... so cool..

...Wait, I just admitted to catching that obscure video game reference. Fanboy hell for me.

I hope this doesn't mean that I have to talk about body parts on gaming forums BBSes.

Posted by Dar @ 08/08/2002 03:14 AM EST