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08/03/2002 Entry: "Con Report: The House Of Otakon."

The House Of Otakon
(to the tune of 'House of the Rising Sun' by the Animals)

There is a con... in Baltimore...
They call it Otakon...
And it's been the ruin of many a fangirl
And God, I know... I'm one.

My boyfriend came to meet me
We took a hotel room...
And when I saw the dealers
Well, Lord, I saw... my doom.

Now the only things a fangirl needs
Is to buy, and want, and play...
And the only time she's satisfied
Is when she sees... anime.

Otaku, tell your soulbonds...
Not to do what I have done
To spend their cash on sin and toys
In Baltimore, at Otakon.

Well, I got my swag into the car
The rest fit in my lap
I'm goin' back to O-hi-o
But first, I'll take a nap.

Well, there is a con... in Baltimore...
They call it Otakon...
And it's been the ruin of many a fangirl
And God, I know... I'm one.

Replies: add your comment: currently 4 comments

*dies*

If you ever have a son, may I have him?

Posted by da_k @ 08/03/2002 02:20 AM EST

[dies laughing]

That's one of my favourite songs, too!

Posted by Lex @ 08/03/2002 03:24 AM EST

I love j00r filks.

*returns to near-death*

--kris

Posted by benimaru @ 08/03/2002 01:26 PM EST

*snicker* Good one, now that song is running through my brain.

Posted by Sheerlyevil @ 08/04/2002 02:44 PM EST

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