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07/13/2002 Entry: "Oh, That FTP."

Reason no. 64,708 that I love Boyfriend:

(SCENE: Driving home from the comic store. In the next lane over is a U-Haul, the back end of which sports the cheerful admonishment MOVING? USE THE WEB!. One supposes you're supposed to go to their website and reserve a truck there. MOONCALF stares sourly at this for a moment.)

MOONCALF: Oh, sure. I'll just FTP my furniture to California.

BOYFRIEND: (cheerfully) Sure! Furniture Transfer Protocol!

MOONCALF: ... ... ... ... AAAAAAAAUGH I hate you!

(Both MOONCALF and BOYFRIEND bust out laughing as they pass the U-Haul.)
(CURTAIN.)

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Reference: Mooncalf essay on geek gender.

Posted by Nathan @ 07/14/2002 05:12 AM EST

LOL!! That's good! I rarely think of stuff like that, myself. I wish I were always that clever...Maybe that's why no one loves me...

Posted by Wolf @ 07/14/2002 10:39 AM EST

Hah! That's great! Boyfriend sounds like a really cool dude, man. ^_^

Posted by JK The Mad @ 07/14/2002 09:34 PM EST

Looks at ground next to his feet. There's a wooden matchbox down there.

thinks: That must be another dropped packet.

:o)

Posted by JohnnyBoy @ 07/15/2002 10:18 AM EST

::just snerks and lets out a laugh::

Posted by Mersades @ 07/16/2002 05:35 AM EST

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