1. So we were in a local pet store (I got bitten by a hamster, ow) and they had a large open tank full of bunnies. So I happily went over and picked one bunny up -- it was a really neat bunny, all white with pretty black markings around its eyes that looked like kohl eyeliner, and big black eyes.
And I was petting this bunny (it was really quite friendly) when my attention was caught by a very friendly little boy, about nine years old, who was goggling at the bunnies and talking to anyone who would listen about how neat they are. And then he noticed the bunny I was holding.
Well! His eyes got all wide and round and he squeaked about how cool the bunny was and how neat it was that it didn't have red eyes like your normal albino bunny, and then he looked at me all wide-eyed and earnestly told me, "It's a NIGHTMARE MUTANT ZOMBIE BUNNY!"
... you know, when the kid's right, the kid's right...
2. And on the way home, we have to drive past a big ugly billboard advertising a strip club, with a really huge sultry picture of an overly-made-up big-haired woman on it. And one of the local troublemakers had gone out and peppered the billboard with what I can only assume were water balloons filled with white paint; the poor woman was splattered with splashes and long runnels of white liquid.
How suggestive! How... appropriate!
Everyone! Sing ZZ Top with me! "Pearl necklace! She wants... a pearl necklace!"
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Hee hee, wow. They advertise strip clubs on billboards? Here they don't even advertise them on the street! Well, at least in Cape Breton they don't. I don't even know if we HAVE strip clubs in Cape Breton. We have escort services... hockey rinks, curling clubs.... ummmmmm, there are strip clubs in TO, but I don't think they are advertised on billboards.
Posted by Sheerlyevil @ 05/18/2002 11:25 PM EST
Yeah, you won't see a strip club advertised on a billboard out here either....And that's prolly for the best.
If there's one thing that's creepy, it's certainly Nightmare Zombie Bunnies....
Posted by Wolf @ 05/19/2002 01:01 AM EST
Cape Breton strip clubs? Aren't they supposed to keep their rubber boots on? ^_^
Not that Nezumi can talk, they've done away with most of the strip clubs in Halifax/Dartmouth, too (a mercy, actually, since they were all dives - but this means we have more bored sailors on the streets).
Of course, even the remasining couple don't advertise on the street any more...
Posted by Nezumi @ 05/19/2002 10:24 AM EST
I've seen those bunnies. They DO look evil. Does anyone remember Bunnicula?
Posted by Kyrn @ 05/20/2002 01:04 AM EST
Not only are there billboards in Texas, they seem to also like advertising on the radio alot including Donna Summers style panting and promises of "Monday's Open-mike night" Well if the 'mike' was a free pole on stage and it was "bring your own bakini"... Why did I move to this stupid state? Oh yeah, the money... ^_^ Silly me.
Posted by Lunar @ 05/22/2002 11:46 AM EST
