This edition of 'Things I Should Not Have To Say But End Up Having To Say Anyway' brought to you by: JAPANESE SUIKODEN FANART.
1). Flik, you are not a woman. Lose the cheongsam.
2). Viktor, since when is your hair green?
3). ... ... ... ... VEGETABLES DO NOT GO THERE, FLIK!
4). Tai Ho, stop trying to have sex with Yam Koo, he's your brother.
5). Flik, you are still not a woman. Lose the enormous breasts.
6). Miklotov, you are not balding. You just have short hair.
7). Camus, you are not twelve. And if you are, you should not be snuggling a twenty-something Miklotov. Make up your mind.
8). What is it with you and cheongsams anyway, Flik?
9). Viktor and Flik, you did not have a kid together dammit.
10). Nor did you, Camus and Miklotov. Cut that shit out.
11). Shu, you are not a big ugly scowling ogre.
12). Neither are you, Viktor, although you're closer.
13). Futch does not bend that way, Humphrey. Quit it.
14). Nina, let go of Flik. No, really, let go of Flik. Nina. Nina. Don't make me get the shotgun, Nina.
15). Flik, that is the most pathetic excuse for a horse I have ever seen.
16). Camus, you are not a woman. Lose the sailor suit. And, uh, stay away from Flik. He's obviously a bad influence.
17). Viktor, for god's sake, don't have sex with Futch, he'll explode.
18). Luc? Luc, where is your hand?... oh, I see. And did you ask Sasuke if you could put it there?
19). Jowy, make up your mind. Either you are blond, or you are silver-haired. Dyeing your hair back and forth will ruin it.
20). Pesmerga? Quit blushing and emitting little hearts. It's disturbing.
21). ... ... ... ... YOUR SWORD DOES NOT GO THERE, FLIK!
22). Nanami, quit hitting Shu with that xylophone. That's an expensive musical instrument!
23)... Flik? Is it just me, or does your headband have a hard-on?
24). Viktor? You are not a Charmander. Flik's not a Pikachu either. Although the elemental symbolism is cute.
25). While Flik looks good with angel wings, Viktor, you don't. Take those off.
26). Camus. Oh, Camus. Purple hot pants and matching thigh-high stockings, Camus? Going to see Rocky Horror? I hope?
27). ... ... ... ... please tell me you're not letting that flying squirrel give you a blowjob, Hero.
28). Viktor, you are not a werewolf, quit growing fur.
29). Camus, don't bleed on the flowers. You're welcome to leave your shirt hanging open, though.
30). Flik. For the last goddamn time, you are not a woman. Lose the bridal gown.
And the clear winner:
31). ... ... ... ... Miklotov, why do you have a tiny pink reindeer over your privates?
Replies: add your comment: currently 9 comments
Oh great. Now I have to go looking for Japanese Suikoden fanart.
Posted by Celes @ 12/23/2001 08:35 AM EST
Re: #31: duh, Moo, it's Christmas.
Posted by D @ 12/23/2001 09:25 AM EST
Oh, of course, how silly of me!
Nothing says 'Christmas' like a naked Miklotov wearing a miniscule pink reindeer like a g-string! I always forget these things.
... granted, I find that much more interesting than light-up Santas. So, hey, I'll go with it.
Posted by Mooncalf @ 12/23/2001 03:41 PM EST
At least it's good to know that Japanese yaoi fanart is every bit as twisted as Japanese hentai fanart. Or Japanese fanart of any sort, come to think of it.
Posted by Nezumi @ 12/23/2001 09:18 PM EST
... *starts screaming*
Posted by Yscaldine @ 12/24/2001 12:23 AM EST
hmmmmmmmmm... vegetables....
Posted by cheryl @ 12/24/2001 04:22 PM EST
Auy....mi estomago....
Posted by Wolf @ 12/24/2001 08:11 PM EST
I've never even played the game and it's bloody hilarious. Genius!
Posted by Duo Maxwell @ 12/25/2001 11:06 AM EST
What Celes said. *_* I don't think I can rest until I've seen the pink reindeer thing.
Posted by April @ 12/26/2001 03:57 AM EST
