Rather than try to explain the complicated events that led up to this post, I'll just say this. If Mie (the mooncalf) wrote a country and western song, it would go something like this:
*twang*twang*twang*
Oh, I knew I had a problem
From the day that I was born
And I caught my baby blanket
On my tiny little horn
It just ain't fair, it just ain't right
I got a problem now
In a world of proud cowboys
I done got born a cow!
(Chorus)
Ohhhh, I ain't your filet mignon
So quit chewin' on my arm
I ain't your filet mignon
So don't you do me harm
I ain't your filet mignon
From fresh off the farm...
No, I ain't your filet mignon
So quit chewin' on my arm!
I didn't fit in Daddy's truck
By the time that I was three
And my brother's appetite
'Twould be the death of me!
It just ain't right, it just ain't fair
Someone give me a hand
My uncles were all cowboys
They done gave me a brand! Ow!
(Chorus)
etc. etc. etc. pedal-steel guitar solo
(Chorus)
Replies: add your comment: currently 3 comments
LOL!!! That'd be something to see!! You should write these songs and get them published, Moon, and bust asses on the charts!! >:3
Posted by Wolf @ 12/22/2001 06:56 PM EST
he he he... I like it! I think KD Lang would love it! um.. the anti-eating-Mooncalf-thing....
Posted by Cheryl @ 12/24/2001 04:20 PM EST
True Texas, Moon. A classic right up there with "My Triple-Wide Wife Won't Fit In My Double-Wide Trailer."
Need a pedal-steel player?(jk)
Posted by Duo Maxwell @ 12/25/2001 11:03 AM EST
