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12/11/2001 Entry: "The Ballad Of The World Wide Web!"

The Ballad Of The World Wide Web, Or Why I Went To Where I Went

It was late and I was tired.
It was there and I was bored.
It was new and I was trendy.
It was the Illuminati. Fnord.

It was neat and I was geeky.
It was lame and so I sneered.
It was scary, I was a witness.
It was scarier. And I feared.

It 404ed and I was thwarted.
It was a classic. I was new.
It was slashdot, and I trolled it.
It got too big and now it's through.

It had a store and I spent money.
It had archives, so I spent time.
It had a point. I paid attention.
It was this blog. Here, have a rhyme.

(Ahem. All apologies as necessary to Technomancy for the theft of their official motto.)

Replies: add your comment: currently 4 comments

"It had archives, so I spent time." Gods, now *that's* the story of my life on the World Wide Web...

Posted by Nathan Weismuller @ 12/12/2001 05:03 AM EST

*Mua ha ha* It explains so much, doesn't it...
Did I mention you made my day?

Posted by Quez @ 12/12/2001 05:54 AM EST

I [heart] you.

Posted by chaobell @ 12/12/2001 11:13 AM EST

Oh, Moo, j00 r0xx0rz.

Posted by Ashlea @ 12/12/2001 11:18 PM EST

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