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12/05/2001 Entry: "Fuck Your Muses! Wait, You Already Do That!"

You!

Yeah, you!

I hate you!

You write little script-style musefics in your LiveJournal! I hate you!
You have an imaginary mansion inside your head for your muses to all live in together and react to each other! I hate you!
You make your male muses marry each other and have babies! I hate you!
You use cute little terms like 'soulbond', 'musespace', and 'mpreg' to describe what's happening and exclude non-fangirls! I hate you!
You have created an entire world in your fever-dreams and stuffed it full of random characters ripped screaming and bloody from their respective games and animes! I hate you!
You make those random characters engage in a neverending histrionic orgy of a soap opera for the amusement of yourself and your friends, like you were the Emperor Nero and his degenerate court! I hate you!
You have an intimate knowledge of what 'miscegenation' means even if you've never heard the word, because your muses have sex all willy-nilly with each other regardless of canon, fanon, or indeed series! I hate you!
You write masturbatory little musefics in which gorgeous male character muses coo and snuggle over you yourself personally to satisfy your sick little lusts! I hate you!
You feel the need to keep me informed of every little twitch in the overpopulated muse-stuffed warzone of your feverish little obsessed brain and I hate you hate you hate you!

*gasp*gasp*wheeze*twitch*

Okay. It's not that what you are doing is wrong, or bad, or evil. As I've said before, if you want to do something in your own personal webspace, and it doesn't violate the laws of your country of origin or the laws of physics, then go for it and I will gladly support your right to do exactly that, while I equally gladly support my right to not read it!
But this is my own personal webspace and I am allowed to say whatever I want here, and you know what? Right here, right now?

You blog about your muses and/or soulbonds endlessly and I HATE YOU!

Replies: add your comment: currently 9 comments

I now want to see a webpage that violates the laws of physics.

Also, you need 2. Because he rants funny. ALOUD. It's in the art section.

Posted by Ed @ 12/05/2001 06:04 AM EST

I think I probably count as one of them. Pity. Oh, well, so long as i don't have to hate you back...

Posted by harpy @ 12/05/2001 10:47 AM EST

Death to soulbonds! Come, we shall storm the Bastille!

Posted by Adobe Scribe @ 12/05/2001 12:19 PM EST

Eh, no worries. I may hate you, but don't take it personally!

(Er, seriously, this rant is aimed at no one in particular. If you think I'm talking about you, I'm probably not.)

Posted by Mooncalf @ 12/05/2001 01:00 PM EST

*snicker*

Posted by durendal @ 12/05/2001 03:13 PM EST

I haven't any soulbonds, nor have I a muse mansion...but my muses are all rabid, and they like to chew on my toes.

That is all.

Posted by ecchan @ 12/05/2001 05:22 PM EST

Amen, sister.

Posted by Janis @ 12/08/2001 10:38 PM EST

Oh man! Is "mpreg" for real? (and by that I mean the word itself, not the, er, biological implication.)

Posted by Lex @ 12/09/2001 09:17 PM EST

Holy crap, MPREG? I thought it was a typo until I saw it on the internet. (http://www.blooddance.com/Mpreg/) I saw one of the pairings and it almost made me cry in horror.

Posted by Lesath @ 12/14/2001 10:12 PM EST