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11/13/2001 Entry: "Ouch. Bad Pun."

Okay, so apparently, the events in Star Ocean: Blue Sphere happen two years after the end of Star Ocean: The Second Story, and star the same characters. And apparently, in Blue Sphere, we discover that Bowman Jean has spawned a rugrat in those two years. (I assume with his wife Nineh, but given that it's Bowman, I guess I won't know until I play the game.)

And tonight at dinner, my brain delivered this unto me:
So Bowman discovers his wife is pregnant, and he's really happy, so he writes to let everyone know. And eventually, in a pile of other congratulatory messages, Bowman discovers a telegram from Noel Chandler, the resident crusty-but-friendly professor of biology:

To BOWMAN and NINEH JEAN:
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PASSED YOUR JEANS ON TO THE NEXT GENERATION!

Noel? I didn't know you had a sense of humor!

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Mooncalf, on behalf of myself and all the others, let me just say: UGH! :)

Posted by Ghituslinger @ 11/13/2001 05:24 PM EST

Ow. There still is no proof that Noel has a sense of humour. Sadism, yes. Humour, maybe not.

Posted by Nezumi @ 11/13/2001 05:25 PM EST

ooooWWWWWWWWWW! worse than elvis.

Posted by deldds @ 11/13/2001 07:22 PM EST

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Bowman will be over here dying.

Posted by chaobell @ 11/13/2001 09:10 PM EST

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Where did you come across this information?? An FAQ of some sort???

Posted by Vera @ 11/14/2001 01:46 AM EST

Who cares if it's cheesy, as long as it's intelligible?! *sniff* I was so scared...for a minute there... it was horrible... *weeps inconsolably and clings to the language*

Posted by StB @ 11/14/2001 06:14 AM EST

OW my fricking BRAIN...

Will somebody learn to use a clutch up there?!? OW OW OW that hurts...

(*dies laughing*)

Guh.

Posted by yukie @ 11/14/2001 09:44 AM EST

::remains the only person on the planet that hasn't played any of the star ocean games::

Posted by Celes @ 11/14/2001 02:54 PM EST

*hangs out in the corner for non-Star Ocean players with Celes*

Posted by Nathan @ 11/14/2001 04:43 PM EST

Naaah, I know plenty of people who haven't. :) And I know some who played it for an hour and hated it. There are hordes of gamers who won't stray outside Squaresoft, for one thing... Still, we SO2 fanatics are doing our best to convert them all, one...by...one. ;)

Posted by StB @ 11/15/2001 06:35 AM EST