Er, so. I was on IRC last night, and one of my compatriots mentioned that she's been writing a lot of 'dodgy wanker haiku' recently. This being a yaoi-based IRC channel, of course, we all had to run with that particular turn of phrase, with much hilarity resulting; and I thought I would share with you all my own, personal attempt at 'wanker haiku':
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I am glad to know you, Moon. And I am barely resisting writing that haiku on the whiteboard outside my door.
Resisting because I fear it would break my roommate's delicate brain.
Posted by Ed @ 09/23/2001 12:32 AM EST
Ack. *brain twitches spasmodically*
...I think it broke *mine*. Even so, I'm *still* proud to know you.
*hopes his minion status isn't revoked*
Posted by Nathan @ 09/23/2001 02:15 AM EST
*claps loudly...then looks around...and sits down* @,@
Still proud to know ya.
Posted by Quezzie @ 09/23/2001 05:21 AM EST
VERY. ^_'
Posted by Wolf @ 09/23/2001 12:38 PM EST
Nezumi thanks all the Gods that you were put on this humble world of dust to favour us with your life-giving wank haiku.
Bless you, Mistress Mooncalf! May you reach new heights of enlightened wankness!
Posted by Nezumi @ 09/23/2001 08:47 PM EST
Yeesh, Moon... it was only the one haiku.. :>
Posted by Pirotess @ 09/28/2001 10:59 PM EST
er...although I have an idea, what does wank mean?
Posted by Tiffany @ 09/30/2001 08:19 PM EST