For those of you who just can't get enough, and you know who you are, I not-so-proudly present Generic Mooncalf Smut In Exactly Two Hundred Words:
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Setup. Bit of description. Symbolism. Attention to sensual detail.
Introduction of one person. Thought. Thought. Reaction. Thought. Activity.
Appearance of other person.
Idle chat. Brief humor. Banter, banter, banter, flirt. FLIRT. Angst, nervousness, backpedaling. Attention to sensual detail again. Symbolism, foreshadowing.
Act, react, flirt flirt flirt. Touch. React, angst. Thought thought conversation reaction thought angst KISS.
Attention to sensual detail, symbolism, description description. Brief minor violence. Touch touch touch hold kiss TONGUE. Confession, reaction, reaction, flirtation, impassioned speech. Melt. Hold squeeze fondle strip.
Angst.
Major attention to sensual detail, description description, symbolism. Fondle grope moan squeeze. Lips tongue fingers chest belly. Nipples! Surrender.
Dirty talk, attention to sensual detail. Change of position. Strip completely. Grope stroke. Lick suck nibble, moan groan whimper. Suddenly groin! Scream!
Requisite inquiry into other’s mental state. Reassurance. Brief humor. Moving on.
Smut. Smut smut smut, smut. Smut smut grope fondle SMUT SMUT insertion SMUT moaning gasping SMUT growl SMUT thrust thrust thrust SMUT! SMUT! EXPLOSION! EXPLOSION! ROAR!
Gasp gasp wheeze cling. Afterglow. Banter banter flirt. Reassurance. Hug kiss pet stroke hold promise of more later. Brief humor.
Separate. Clean if needed.
Exchange of endearments. Hold kiss nuzzle banter banter banter sleep. Loving thoughts, pet, sleep.
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I'll just be over here...
Replies: add your comment: currently 7 comments
*howls*
So have you heard Title of the Song, by DaVinci's Notebook, and if not, what's your preferred method of having it pimped to you? (If you have not, in fact, heard it, you will understand when you do.)
Posted by Thea @ 09/18/2001 07:56 PM EST
I am in danger of joining your leagues of fiancees. Priceless. ^^
Posted by Moonshine @ 09/18/2001 08:22 PM EST
I would propose to Moon, but then Amy would kick my ass. Since I cannot bear Moon's children, I will instead offer to petsit her cat.
As soon as she hands over the promised caffeinated goodness, of course.
Posted by Ed @ 09/18/2001 08:55 PM EST
You are an evil, evil Mooncalf, you know that? Nezumi loves you all to pieces.
As soon as Nezumi gets his 200 Word page up and running, can he post that? It's absolutely priceless. Like you.
Posted by Nezumi @ 09/18/2001 09:21 PM EST
Of course you can, Nezumi! It's mostly your fault anyway, you'll be pleased to know... you and your 200-word summaries...
I'm going to download the song now, Thea, you're welcome to be one of my fiancees any day, Other Moon, and Ed, the caffeine will be on its way shortly.
Posted by Mooncalf @ 09/18/2001 10:42 PM EST
I literally fell out of my chair over this one. First of all, it's smut, which is funny enough, and second, it sounds like gibberish! *Bows to the genius of the Mooncalf*
Posted by Duo Maxwell @ 09/20/2001 02:24 AM EST
Mooncalf? My god. I LOVE that. I'm going to show it to my frinds at school. My god. *dies laughing*
Posted by Evil_Quistis @ 09/25/2001 10:21 PM EST
