"We were an hour out of New Jersey, and we needed drugs to face that. So. In the back seat of the red convertible we had two clams, a pack of cigarettes, the first five collections of X translated in Spanish, a bottle of generic lube that we could mainline if we were desperate, a half-empty bottle of brainsmut, four copies of Star Ocean 2, a bottle of Wild Turkey wrapped in a dirty pair of pajama bottoms, twelve bottles of Bawls, and a couple of Trigun action figures wrapped around each other lewdly. You really want to watch a man who's high on Trigun, because he'll drive and he'll drive and he'll babble about there being neon on his hat and you can't stop him from doing either, and eventually he'll go over a cliff. It's a bad trip. The Trigun figures were only there for if we really needed them.
"My mangaka woke up and peered out of the car, scratching her face idly and popping open a Xenogears doujinshi to clear her brain. "As your mangaka, I advise you to pull over and pick up this beautiful long-haired boy that's hitchhiking on the side of the road. Perhaps we can advise him on Anime and the Meaning of Life, or just have some pointless sex."
"I pulled over and the bishounen climbed in, beaming. Unfortunately, I'd just started to see Gears on the side of the road, and I knew it was going to be a long, hard trip from here..."
(All apologies to Hunter S. Thompson. I just read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and I had to... rescued this from a mailing list, just for you, Psuze. Hee hee.)
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I know that I regularly feel the urge to resort to drugs when I'm an hour out of NJ, but that's because an hour out of NJ in any direction is shite. :) Whereas NJ is, of course, the Promised Land.
Biased? Me? Just because I've lived here for 24 years? What gave you that idea?
Posted by Alanna @ 09/03/2001 11:12 AM EST
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Huh?? This post just confuses me...
Posted by Wolf @ 09/03/2001 12:17 PM EST
Has Nezumi mentioned lately that he loves you?
He did?
Well, this is one more reason. And it's a damn good one.
Posted by Nezumi @ 09/03/2001 08:16 PM EST
Would it be too much to ask for more? Heh. Anything with Xenogears in it makes me want to read. Well... maybe not a DBZ/Xeno crossover, but that's just WRONG! very, VERY wrong!! Heh. Anyway, this was GREEEEAT!
Posted by Evil_Quistis @ 09/04/2001 04:30 PM EST
Can't go wrong with half a case o' Bawls... XD
Posted by Andrya @ 09/04/2001 07:02 PM EST
Reason #12019871 why I love Moo. ^_^
Posted by Chaobell @ 09/05/2001 12:47 AM EST
EVERYBODY loves Moo! *dances*
Posted by Ed @ 09/06/2001 04:53 PM EST
