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08/04/2001 Entry: "Top Ten, Seme's... Uh, Never Mind."

WARNING: More yaoi-related humor. Quite possibly even sicker than the last list. Again, for those of you who don't know or can't remember, the 'seme' is the dominant partner in the yaoi (male homosexual) relationship.

THE TOP TEN THINGS YOU'LL FIND TATTOOED ON A SEME'S *AHEM* MEMBER
10). WARNING! Product Not Designed For Use On Dry Skin
9). Fine For Loitering
8). Mage Masher
7). USDA Prime
6). Merge Ahead
5). Do Not Back Up - Severe Tire Damage
4). Creates Its Own Gravy!
3). If You Can Still Read This, You're Not Close Enough
2). Objects In the Rearview Mirror May Feel Larger Than They Are
1). TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED

Replies: add your comment: currently 5 comments

I don't know. I think that 'Creates Its Own Gravy!' may be the sickest thing I've ever written. The makers of Gravy Train Dog Food will probably sue me shortly.

Posted by Mooncalf @ 08/04/2001 08:33 PM EST

...I think I'd be grossed out if I wasn't laughing so hard. O_o Number 4 and number 1...*laughs*

Posted by Geode @ 08/05/2001 02:56 AM EST

I honestly, prefer number seven. Maybe I'm just gross.

Posted by Shayna @ 08/05/2001 03:59 PM EST

Ahahahhahaaahhh!

That is, by far, the funniest thing I've read on the Internet in several months.

You rock, woman!

Posted by Katherine @ 08/06/2001 01:23 AM EST

More! More! More! More!

Posted by Lack Thereof @ 08/07/2001 08:29 AM EST