WARNING: Er. Yaoi-related humor. Be warned. Also, for those who don't know or can't remember, the 'uke' is the submissive partner in the yaoi pairing.
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9). Looking For A Few Good Men
8). No Shirt, No Shoes, Full Service!
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6). Irasshaimase!
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4). No Trespassing
3). Slippery When Wet
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Eheh. I actually wrote this about six months ago, but I never put it anywhere on my site. If I recall correctly, I posted it on a friend's BBS and then forgot all about it...
So I was flipping through my notepad and spotted it, and decided to stick it on my blog in lieu of a real entry. You're welcome!
Posted by Mooncalf @ 08/04/2001 10:47 AM EST
So, what are the top ten things to tattoo on the seme's butt?
Oh... wait..
errr... I guess no one would tattoo the seme, would they.
I love #8. Absolutely love it.
Posted by Lack Thereof @ 08/04/2001 10:55 AM EST
...LT.... likes.... yaoi jokes.
*mind explodes*
Posted by Ed @ 08/04/2001 04:27 PM EST
(first signed comment, what a moment to make it.) ^_^;;;; ...heh... top 3 are my favorites, though... that sounds bad ^_^; (Although I don't know 6, being Japanese-ignorant. I'm a lousy fangirl. :P)
Anyhow, random fun is sometimes... fun. :)
You could tattoo elsewhere on the seme... O_o pecs sound like the second obvious choice. (And hey, the seme's the tough guy, why not get tattooed? ;))
Posted by St @ 08/04/2001 04:32 PM EST
'Irasshaimase' is the traditional Japanese shopkeeper's greeting to his customers. Good for those whorish ukes, I guess.
And thanks to you sick people, I've started the seme list. I'll try and have it in place by tomorrow.
Posted by Mooncalf @ 08/04/2001 08:12 PM EST
Gonads and strife indeed. o_0
Posted by Darkmoon the Mad @ 08/05/2001 04:21 AM EST
