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05/31/2001 Entry: "I Promise I'll Never Mock You Sad Pedophiles Again."

Mother of pearl. I have truly reaped what I have sown, boys and girls.

A month or two ago, I wrote a silly blog that was meant to drive more lame search engine hits to my site. This blog was liberally studded with loaded phrases like 'DRAGONBALL Z HENTAI' and 'GUNDAM WING YAOI', all capitalized for the amusement of people who knew what I was doing. But nothing happened; my search engine hits remained exactly the same as before, and so I laughed and dismissed it. Heck, it had been funny.

Little did I realize the lag time involved.

About a week ago, this blog actually started showing up on search engines. My hits went mad. I'm getting about twenty extra hits a day on my blog, and they're ALL looking for things that I capitalized in that blog. I'm suddenly seeing people looking for 'sailormoon vagina'. 'naked vegeta'. 'gundam wing naked yaoi doujinshi'. Every possible combination of stupid pornographic terms that I trolled in that blog is showing up. If you're one of the people who came here looking for anime porn: I'm sorry, I don't have any. I didn't realize how far out of hand this was going to get. Although I AM kind of happy with the extra hits.

Still haven't gotten any hits off the 'DR. PEPPER' part, though.

Replies: add your comment: currently 5 comments

LOL!! Well Moon, you found a way to get more people to come to your site!! I guess it's like they say; "If You Build it, They Will Come". So what you built was an ad that attracted people!! lol I guess that's actually a little funny. Sorry..Heh. You do have to be careful about what you say about your site and all that, because as you can see, it can lead people to believe something that is not there and could cause problems. Well, you tried! lol
^_^

Posted by Wolf @ 05/31/2001 03:50 PM EST

Of course now what you have to do is use it to your advantage. start a seminar or something on how to get more hits and charge the fools lot o' money to get in. Exploit you knolwedge!

Me? I just get daily hits for rape and amputee pictures.

Posted by tengu @ 05/31/2001 09:15 PM EST

I need to put a separate tracker on my weblog just to see what Bad And Wrong hits that sucker gets...

Posted by Ed @ 06/01/2001 12:03 AM EST

dood.. If it wasn't for me you wouldn't have come up with that wonderful idea.. where's my credit? (j/k)

Posted by Vera @ 06/02/2001 02:51 AM EST

That's right! This WAS all your fault, Vera! DAMN you!

Vera DID make me write that first post, come to think of it. So, all you creepy pedophiles and hentai freaks, make sure to visit Vera's blog on the way out!

Posted by Mooncalf @ 06/02/2001 03:03 AM EST