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Entries

11/16/2002: Misc. Housekeeping.
05/23/2001: Disclaimerness!
05/24/2001: I Am A Sniveling Non-Feminist Weenie Woman.
05/24/2001: Curses, Foiled Again.
05/26/2001: I'm On To You Canadians Now.
05/28/2001: Classifying the Wild Bishounen Part 2: Yaoi Theory 101
05/29/2001: Classifying the Wild Bishounen, Part 2: Yaoi Theory 101, Part 2 (The Metal Years) (just kidding)
05/31/2001: I Promise I'll Never Mock You Sad Pedophiles Again.
06/02/2001: The PlayStation doesn't know BEANS about addictive, dude.
06/06/2001: On the Brains of Crows, I Think.
06/09/2001: Books, books, we're loony for books.
06/13/2001: Why I Will Never Have Children, Vol. 1
06/15/2001: Why Women Pee Slow. No, Really.
06/19/2001: Blithering Idiots and Tom Robbins.
06/19/2001: Muses and Soulbonds and Entities, Oh My.
06/21/2001: See? She's Not THAT Bad...
06/21/2001: Okay, She's A Vicious Bitch.
06/24/2001: Mmm, I Love Balls.
06/25/2001: Fantasy Novels? Formulaic? Never!
06/29/2001: Fear The Nathan.
07/03/2001: Fruity? Sure He's Fruity! But What KIND Of Fruit?!
07/09/2001: Fly The Uncaring Skies!
07/11/2001: Chloe, In Memoriam
07/16/2001: Woo Hoo! Lame Poetry!
07/19/2001: I Am Shameless. Purchase My Wares.
07/19/2001: Bitch, Broad, Chick, Whatever.
07/24/2001: Love and Peace! And Ice Cream!
07/25/2001: Donnez-Moi Mon Translation De Goddamn!
07/27/2001: How To Use A Search Engine. No, Seriously.
07/29/2001: Mooncalf and Maturity, Volume 1
07/30/2001: Mooncalf and Maturity, Vol. 2
08/01/2001: Did I Draw This?
08/03/2001: Happy Birthday To Me. And Now, Weird Bill.
08/04/2001: Top Ten, Uke's Bottom!
08/04/2001: Top Ten, Seme's... Uh, Never Mind.
08/06/2001: The Most Useless Lock In The World!
08/07/2001: Mooncalf Noises. Now With Handpuppets.
08/09/2001: Join Us Or Fear Us. The Choice Is Yours.
08/10/2001: Stupid Cow.
08/11/2001: A Quiet Interlude With The Viktor Puppet
08/14/2001: Jesus Fuck, Is She Talking About Yaoi AGAIN?
08/14/2001: Sex and the Single Mooncalf
08/16/2001: The Vagrant Story Fashion Dictionary!
08/17/2001: Unsettling Smut Talk.
08/20/2001: Throbbing Turgid Prose!
08/22/2001: MegaHAL Madness.
08/23/2001: MegaHAL Madness, Part 2.
08/25/2001: How The Internet Can Save Us, And Why It Won't Last.
08/25/2001: Killing the Internet, or The Really Disgusting Dead Skunk Theory
08/28/2001: Hyperconscious Anti-Zen.
08/30/2001: Mooncalf, The Anti-Drug Hippie Cow.
09/02/2001: Mooncalf, Crazy Goddamn Texan.
09/03/2001: Oh, And The Y'all Question.
09/03/2001: Mooncalf S. Thompson: Fear and Loathing in New Parm
09/05/2001: Shock! It's Random!
09/06/2001: A Discussion Of Big Froofy Eyelashes.
09/08/2001: Moon's Toy Joy!
09/11/2001: Small Gods.
09/11/2001: Reassurances...
09/12/2001: Useless Self-Centered Blather In The Eye Of The Storm.
09/12/2001: Gallows Humor, And The Need For Diversion.
09/14/2001: Whew...
09/16/2001: Why I Will Never Have Children, Part 2.
09/18/2001: Generic SMUT!
09/19/2001: Manifesto!
09/19/2001: The Great Billy Theory, And How It All Fell Down.
09/23/2001: Haiku!
09/24/2001: Squealy-Girls And The Voice FAQ.
09/27/2001: The I Hate Fanfic Rant O' Doom.
09/28/2001: And The Matching Fanart Rant O' Doom!
09/29/2001: Trigun: Commentary
10/01/2001: The Concept of Home, or Sentimental Mush.
10/03/2001: Mmm, Frothy Botulism!
10/08/2001: A Really, Really Boring Entry.
10/08/2001: The English Language Metaphor.
10/10/2001: When Bat Boy Goes Off To War, Tra La...
10/12/2001: How Do You Say 'Recycle' In French?
10/13/2001: Fat Camp Hell, Part 1.
10/13/2001: Fat Camp Hell, Part 2.
10/13/2001: Fat Camp Hell, Part 3.
10/16/2001: La La La The Smut Song.
10/20/2001: ReBoot Joy.
10/23/2001: Let There Be Haiku.
10/24/2001: The Poetry Monkey On My Back.
10/25/2001: Let's All Watch Mooncalf Squirm!
10/29/2001: Recycle. Don't Suck Like Me.
10/30/2001: FF4 Randomness.
10/31/2001: Hallowuss? No! Halloweenie!
11/02/2001: Sax and Violins! No, Not Really.
11/05/2001: You Just Gotta Play.
11/07/2001: Random Observations of the Day
11/08/2001: The Anti-Girl Manifesto, or We Are Geek, Hear Us Type.
11/12/2001: Um...
11/13/2001: Warning: May Contain Meaning Of Life, Or 53% Calories From Fat.
11/13/2001: Ouch. Bad Pun.
11/15/2001: Anything By.
11/19/2001: The BIS, or Why I Will Never Work Tech Support.
11/20/2001: Grunt and Whistle!
11/22/2001: Another Bit Of Snideness About Energy Drinks.
11/22/2001: For Which I Am Thankful And Occasionally Sarcastic.
11/24/2001: I'm Not Your Tori Amos!
11/25/2001: Hey, Mister Testosterone!
11/28/2001: Roses.
11/30/2001: Sometimes, There Is Joy To Be Found.
12/01/2001: RAR EET XMAS.
12/02/2001: Some Places I Should Not Go, And Pregnant Men Are One Of Them.
12/03/2001: Sure Signs I Think Too Much: The History Of Fanfic?
12/05/2001: Fuck Your Muses! Wait, You Already Do That!
12/05/2001: Oh, Mary Sue, Baby, I Love You, Mary Sue!
12/10/2001: I'm Lame! I'm Done!
12/10/2001: Lamborghini Diablooooo~!
12/11/2001: The Ballad Of The World Wide Web!
12/14/2001: An Open Letter To Someone I Know That Isn't You.
12/16/2001: SID.
12/18/2001: D'arr!
12/21/2001: How To Slay A Dragon. For Ashton's Benefit.
12/22/2001: Mie's Country Song.
12/23/2001: Things I Should Not Have To Say But End Up Having To Say Anyway, Vol. 1.
12/25/2001: At The Closing Of The Year.
12/28/2001: Unsafe At Any Speed.
01/01/2002: Showers. Um, I'm Not Clever.
01/02/2002: A Conversation With My Angry Breasts.
01/05/2002: And Now, The Painful Crowbar Metaphor.
01/05/2002: The Four Horsemen of FF.Net.
01/07/2002: Check It Out, Soulpuppetry Strikes Back!
01/10/2002: Internet Behavior. How I Loathe It.
01/14/2002: Things I Never Ever Expected To Say Ever.
01/17/2002: Welcome To The House Of Smut, Detective Tsukikoushi.
01/18/2002: .. Furniture Stores? Man, She'll Blog About Anything.
01/20/2002: The Great Lyrics Search
01/21/2002: A Brief And Open Letter.
01/22/2002: As Sondheim Says, "Nice Is Different Than Good." Some Nice, In Fact, Is Bad.
01/26/2002: RPG's Rules Of Order, Vol. 1
01/27/2002: RPG's Rules Of Order, Vol. 2
01/30/2002: RPG's Rules of Order, Vol. 3
01/31/2002: Love Me! Love My Fanfiction! Please?
02/02/2002: SMMTF? Simmitif?
02/06/2002: Eye Surgery And Administrative Details.
02/07/2002: Say A Hundred Hail Mary Sues And Repent.
02/09/2002: Car Salesmen.
02/11/2002: The [Hero] Towel. Boy, I'm Gross.
02/13/2002: Bunch Of Pictures: Once A Dork, Always A Dork.
02/15/2002: Airport This.
02/15/2002: The Standard Rant About Flying.
02/17/2002: Proof That The Universe Hates Me!
02/18/2002: Or, Then Again, Maybe I Won't.
02/20/2002: In Which I Whine About People Who Don't Venerate Books Like I Do.
02/23/2002: Home At Last.
02/25/2002: Another Reason I Love My Boyfriend.
02/27/2002: Deeeeeep Thoughts. Brief Ones, Thankfully.
03/01/2002: Hapsy Berfday, And All That Rot.
03/02/2002: Of The Awefull Battle Of The Boys And The Slashfangirls.
03/05/2002: Dar Williams.
03/07/2002: Brief. Pointless. Personal.
03/09/2002: To Her Coy MailServer
03/12/2002: This Be A Test!
03/12/2002: In Which I Plug A Local Artist. Help Me, I'm Trendy.
03/15/2002: Oh, Right, The License Plates.
03/16/2002: Self-Loathing, or Low Blood Sugar.
03/17/2002: It's Done! I've Moved!
03/19/2002: The Iniquity of Soundjam. Or, Walk Like A Man.
03/19/2002: It's Called A 'Word'!
03/22/2002: The Meta-Fic Rant, or Something Not Entirely Unlike An Answer.
03/23/2002: Twizzlers!
03/26/2002: Home Sweet... Wait.
03/29/2002: Great And Terrible Oz.
03/30/2002: Irrashaimase Indeed.
04/04/2002: Wurgh.
04/05/2002: Something Not Unlike A Diary Entry.
04/08/2002: On Tutorials.
04/10/2002: Not A Rant. More Like A Rain Of Spittle.
04/11/2002: Now Those Are Skills!
04/13/2002: Absolutely Disgusting Bodily Malfunction.
04/15/2002: Semi-Rebellion.
04/17/2002: Me First!
04/19/2002: The Wasp Kata.
04/24/2002: The Phantom Woody, or More Blather About Smut.
04/27/2002: Blogrings, Or Boy Am I On Drugs.
04/29/2002: Every Fanfic Ever Written!
05/03/2002: Eighties Music.
05/03/2002: Fulfillment At Last.
05/04/2002: Poor Housekeeping.
05/08/2002: Checkfighting.
05/09/2002: What D Hath Wrought.
05/13/2002: A Very Brief Ode to eBay.
05/17/2002: Meta-Mooncalf Noises Entry: The Rant!
05/18/2002: Anime North?
05/18/2002: Notes of the Day.
05/19/2002: Waaaaah.
05/22/2002: Episode II: Attack Of The Snarky.
05/24/2002: Fic Blather: Go Wyverns.
05/29/2002: Nickels and Dimes.
06/01/2002: The Stone Animal Formation, or I Have No Point.
06/04/2002: Sugar vs. Taste, Round One, Fight!
06/05/2002: Wow.
06/06/2002: The Sexual Fantasies Of Women -- Go Away, You Stupid Horndogs, I'm Serious.
06/08/2002: An Announcement Of... Nothing, Really.
06/10/2002: Blue Heron.
06/12/2002: Frozen Grapes!
06/14/2002: In Which I Discover That I Hate Everyone.
06/15/2002: The Deal, As I Prosaically Call It.
06/15/2002: Wrongest Love, And People Most Clueless.
06/18/2002: Wildlife Update!
06/20/2002: No, I Don't Like Children, Why Do You Ask?
06/21/2002: Random Car Thoughts.
06/24/2002: Ashton Anchors Emoticons, Or I Am A Gigantic Dork.
06/25/2002: I Am Not A Vacuum Cleaner. No! Really?
06/26/2002: Out Of Context, Vol. 1
06/28/2002: Child of Suburbia.
06/30/2002: Adventures of the Pig Family, or How Cruel Can I Be?
07/03/2002: I'm Sorry, But I Ate Your Wife.
07/11/2002: Hmm.
07/13/2002: Oh, That FTP.
07/21/2002: The Odyssey! No, Not That One.
07/22/2002: Con Report: Shoujocon.
07/29/2002: Aaaaaaargh From Massachusetts.
08/03/2002: Con Report: The House Of Otakon.
08/03/2002: Happy Birthday To Me! No, Really! Happy!
08/06/2002: So The Journey West Goes Into A Bar...
08/08/2002: Random Thought, With Tentacles.
08/10/2002: Geek Kitty.
08/12/2002: Nooo! I'm Not Married!
08/15/2002: Of Books, Vacuum Cleaners, Magnets, And Worlds On The Backs Of Elephants.
08/18/2002: Cock!
08/19/2002: Three Fingers.
08/21/2002: Out Of Context, It's A Bad Joke.
08/24/2002: Alfadorean Physics.
09/02/2002: Slug!
09/03/2002: Truly Bad Fanfic.
09/07/2002: Maintenance and Other Things.
09/10/2002: Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty... Bang.
09/11/2002: Yes, Another One. Shut Up.
09/13/2002: Goddammit, Pit of Voles.
09/14/2002: ... Wow.
09/16/2002: Just Call Me Martinus Scriblerus Jr.
09/17/2002: Flap, Flap, Flap, Squelch.
09/24/2002: Rhapsody In Punk: My Very Own John Hughes Movie.
09/25/2002: Mooncalf Finishes Your Fic For You!
09/26/2002: Still So Far To Go.
09/27/2002: Suikoden Stupidity, Parts 1 and 2.
10/01/2002: Guado!
10/02/2002: Fandoms I Have Slept With.
10/08/2002: Whee Fun Downtime Yay.
10/10/2002: High On Life - A Not Entirely True Conversation.
10/11/2002: Physical Deficiencies, Pornography Related.
10/12/2002: Kingdom Hearts.
10/15/2002: AUUUUUUUUUGH NAUSEA.
10/19/2002: Film Noir In Ohio.
10/21/2002: Bad, Worse, Worst, With Your Host, Stephen King.
10/29/2002: ... What?
10/30/2002: Yeh Know I Wish That I Had Jesse's Girl!
11/03/2002: Sigh.
11/04/2002: Things To Do, Goddammit.
11/09/2002: Transformers! More Than Meets The... Oh, You Know.
11/10/2002: Sure Signs I'm Getting Old.
11/14/2002: Completely Out Of Context: Museum-Quality Hard-Ons.
11/15/2002: Laughing My Ass Off...
11/16/2002: Misc. Housekeeping.
11/20/2002: Lines and Circles.
11/22/2002: Snow!
11/24/2002: Old People's Cars.
11/24/2002: Completely Out Of Context, Again.
11/26/2002: Leavin' On A Jet Plane.
12/05/2002: Air Travel Can Bite Me, Dude.
12/09/2002: Doujinshi Madness.
12/13/2002: Traitor To My G-G-Generation!
12/15/2002: Five-Thirty In The Morning.
12/18/2002: Radio Free Mooncalf, Or Something Like That.
12/22/2002: Go Bulls!
12/25/2002: Fair Use? Fuck You.
12/26/2002: Ow!
12/29/2002: More Blather About Furniture.
01/01/2003: Best New Year's Eve Ever. No, Not This One.

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